艾莉森（凯瑟琳•海格尔），20出头，漂亮性感，是个颇有前途的娱乐新闻记者，最近还得到老板赏识小小升职了一把。班斯通（西斯•罗根 饰），游手好闲，生活杂乱无章，成天只知道和狐朋狗友厮混。 某天晚上，春风得意的艾莉森在酒吧遇见了班斯通，二人酒后乱性，发生了一夜情。原以为酒醒之后，他们的生活就会按照以前的轨迹继续下去，谁知道艾莉森竟然怀孕了，两个自由自在生活惯了的大孩子，面临着逃避责任还是承担后果的艰难抉择。 经过一番思想斗争后，艾莉森和班斯通决定担负起为人父母的责任，把孩子生下来。他们开始像别的情侣一样，试着约会、相处，融入对方的生活，但是他们越是了解对方，对未来的生活就觉得越迷茫。即将出生的孩子，更是他们人生的一道难题……详情
一夜大肚fuck me over前一句
You can trust me. You are gonna fuck me over, aren't you? Oh, for Christ's sake. You are. Are you retarded? Or just brain-dead from whiffing fumes out there in the swamp? Ow, ow, ow. That's what I am to you, isn't it? Swamp trash, just like my mom. Hello? Hey, what's up, Daddy? What are you doing? Just smoking a joint, drinking some beers, you know. Rocking. We're about to go to a new club. You coming? No. I'm gonna pack it in soon, I think. What's he doing? He says he's gonna call it a night. Dude, it's like 8:15, man. Yeah, I know. I'm just tired. Is he depressed? You depressed? No, I feel great. I like it. He says no. Ask him if he's gonna kill himself. You gonna kill yourself? No, I'm not. Okay? Thank you. Tell him not to jerk off with a noose around his neck. It's dangerous. You shouldn't jerk off with a noose around your neck... 'cause it's dangerous. Okay. Very good. And tell him if he has to, tell him he needs a teammate or a spotter there. Right. And if you do, you should have a teammate or a spotter there. Great. He says your mom's already there. Uncool, man. Okay, okay. Okay. Hi, Dr. Howard? No, this is Dr. Angelo. How can I help you? I'm a patient of Dr. Howard's, and I'm going into labor and I need to speak with him. I actually don't know where he is tonight. But I've made myself available to his patients, and I'd be happy to help you. Can you help me find him? Can you give me his number? Oh, no. You know what? Actually, I'm under strict instructions not to give out his number, but I can help you through this. No, no. No, no, no. I want to speak to my own doctor. You really won't give me his number? Because this is my first baby, and he promised that he would be here for me and I need you to give me... Give me his number, okay?
一夜大肚 Knocked Up (2007) 导演: 贾德·阿帕图编剧: 贾德·阿帕图主演: 凯瑟琳·海格尔 / 塞斯·罗根 / 保罗·路德 / 乔纳·希尔 / 莱斯利·曼恩类型: 喜剧 语言: 英语上映日期: 2007-06-01